"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
I feel bad for him. I mean, I do some retarded stuff when we think nobodies watching, we all do. Just imagine seeing zoner touch himself on tape, or Arkan play teaparty wth himself.
Must be hard for him, being so fat (sorry, theres no other word), but if I were in his shoes, I would surely embrace the "celebritismn". He could do commercials, make billions...hey, even get laid?