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Default Gangsters - 08-14-2005, 10:26 AM

Last night I was with my buddy jeff, and he had to run upstair to his apartment and he asked me to goto Hasty to buy him smokes. So I go in and get them and come out and start walking towards his building and all I hear is "yo,yo buddy,come here" these two gangsters come up to me and start asking me for weed and smokes, I told them I had none and then this white guy tells me to empty my pockets, and I was like wtf? so he pulls out a butterfly knife and takes out my MP3 player, but gave it back, then pulls out my friends pack of smokes, takes half the pack, then they just disappeared.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 10:39 AM

you guys got punked.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 10:43 AM

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you guys got punked.
lol just be happy he took half a pack of 4 dollar smokes and not your mp3 player and your life.


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Default 08-14-2005, 11:44 AM

watch Dave Chappele's stand up, "Killing them Softly" ([url=http://www.funfry.com/showphoto.php/photo/6106/cat/691:9e67e]watch it here[/url:9e67e])

He says some interesting stuff about the white guy in the group of black guys like how they're the most dangerous in the group because they had to do some crazy shit to get the respect of the black guys.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:51 AM

you got jacked for 10 cigarettes oOo:

they'll get mad street creds for this
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 11:57 AM

Wow, if that happened in Trenton, Camden, Jersey City, Newark, etc, you'd either be dead or down an entire pack of cigarettes and an MP3 Player.
  
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Default Re: Gangsters - 08-14-2005, 12:10 PM

[quote="Art Attack":8e5ff]Last night I was with my buddy jeff, and he had to run upstair to his apartment and he asked me to goto Hasty to buy him smokes. So I go in and get them and come out and start walking towards his building and all I hear is "yo,yo buddy,come here" these two gangsters come up to me and start asking me for weed and smokes, I told them I had none and then this white guy tells me to empty my pockets, and I was like wtf? so he pulls out a butterfly knife and takes out my MP3 player, but gave it back, then pulls out my friends pack of smokes, takes half the pack, then they just disappeared.[/quote:8e5ff]

You should have given them cigs each instead of lying.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 12:20 PM

you should have said "who brings a knife to a gun fight?" then held him at bay call the cops and lock his ass up
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 12:49 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":c82c1]you should have said "who brings a knife to a gun fight?" then held him at bay call the cops and lock his ass up[/quote:c82c1]

My thinking exactly. In florida starting October 1 you have the right to use deadly force if your in fear of your life outside the home. The minute that guy produced that knife he was bought and paid for!!! He could have lost his life for half a pack of smokes. Ill be interested to see how this new law plays out. I have no doubt later this year some street thugs are goina be in for a huge surprise.

I would have no problem puttin 4 or 5 into a piece of shit like you just described. Its always a good idea to make sure you kill the guy. That way he dont end up sueing you later.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 12:50 PM

wow thats so street!!! glad i dont live near you!
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 12:58 PM

If a guy held a knife at me five feet away, there is no way I would THINK of going for a gun unless i was some sort of Quick Draw champion.
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 01:07 PM

I would have kept on walking, and if one of them tried to touch me I would have thrown the top portion on my skull into his face. Then my boot into the others nuts. (ITs Ottawa ffs.)
  
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Default 08-14-2005, 01:16 PM

[quote="Short Hand":0fbf1]I would have kept on walking, and if one of them tried to touch me I would have thrown the top portion on my skull into his face. Then my boot into the others nuts. (ITs Ottawa ffs.)[/quote:0fbf1]
Riiiight.


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Default 08-14-2005, 01:17 PM

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you guys got punked.
lol just be happy he took half a pack of 4 dollar smokes and not your mp3 player and your life.


  
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Default 08-14-2005, 01:18 PM

fight back and stick a ciggerette in his eye.
  
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