I Cant Believe Its Not Human!

lasagna · **I Cant Believe Its Not Human! -** 08-21-2005, 10:15 AM

Akuma · 08-21-2005, 10:20 AM

Nothing can replace the real thing. eek:

Sgt. Paine · 08-21-2005, 10:30 AM

my friend was born in fiji, but he doesnt eat people...

Jimbo@ · 08-21-2005, 10:34 AM

[quote:ee394]After a major victory, the traditional Fijian celebration lasted a full four days. These were by all accounts parties of heroic, outsized proportions. As the cooking and the ceremonial dances of death proceeded, gustatory anticipation and sexual tension would build. When the feasting commenced, the revelers sated their appetites according to their status: the choice pieces, hearts and thighs, were for the warriors. The scraps, feet and hands, were for the weak and infirm. And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy. At the end of four days of such bacchanalia the warriors would enjoy a lengthy bathing and cleansing ritual.[/quote:ee394]

[sarcase]I hope there were no drugs involved annoy: [/sarcasm]

Sounds like my kinda party, of course without all the human flesh I wouldn't mind being in a primitive tribe with many hot chicks.

CoMaToSe · 08-21-2005, 10:41 AM

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[img]http://eathufu.com/assets/images/panels/list_3/th-png-dumplings.jpg[/img]Serano Nanito
These native dumplings filled with hufu (or human flesh), sago and yam are prized for their taste as well as their ability to make you fierce and brave in tribal combat.
get recipe

1 pound Hufu (or human flesh) Classic Strips

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biggrin:
Available at KFC

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-21-2005, 11:00 AM

[quote="Jimbo@":4b041][quote:4b041]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.[/quote:4b041]
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biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:

CoMaToSe · 08-21-2005, 11:01 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":2d425][quote="Jimbo@":2d425][quote:2d425]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.[/quote:2d425]
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biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:[/quote:2d425]
send for akuma hellfire:

Akuma · 08-21-2005, 11:04 AM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b4002]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jimbo@":b4002

[quote:b4002]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.

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biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:[/quote:b4002]
send for akuma hellfire:[/quote:b4002]
Already there, buddy.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-21-2005, 11:05 AM

Crispy Flesh BLT, Now 99 cents at Arbys!

Pyro · 08-21-2005, 11:21 AM

Arby's probably does sell Hufu.

CoMaToSe · 08-21-2005, 11:22 AM

^^ nah, thats wendys biggrin:

Stammer · 08-21-2005, 11:24 AM

Jimbo@ · 08-21-2005, 11:26 AM

[quote=Akuma][quote=CoMaToSe]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH

Blitz":2596e]

Quote:

Originally Posted by "Jimbo@":2596e

[quote:2596e]And after the last morsel was eaten, the tribe would indulge in frenzied sexual orgy.

biggrin: Cannablistic orgies rock:[/quote:2596e]
send for akuma hellfire:[/quote:2596e]
Already there, buddy.[/quote:2596e]

Da_Bian eats children.

Jin-Roh · 08-21-2005, 01:55 PM

Best Cannibal movie: Ravenous

Good music, I think, too. rock:

Akuma · 08-21-2005, 01:59 PM

[quote="Jin-Roh":d153c]Best Cannibal movie: Ravenous

Good music, I think, too. rock:[/quote:d153c]
Cannibal Holocaust > *