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Default 08-28-2002, 12:26 AM

I did not inhale...shit nevermind...i did
  
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Taste the rainbow!
  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:27 AM

I did not exhale.....no wait INHALE!!! i meant inhale!


  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:28 AM

Hi i'm Blade's mom...i have the hots for wookie!
  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:29 AM

Wookie is a big hairy beast in bed, no wonder she likes him


  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:30 AM

Amazing...so is Blade's mom!
  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:32 AM

You know why they put co*ks on weather veins? if they put cun*s the wind would blow through them


  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:33 AM

Oh yeah? well if they put wallets on weather veins, you could have a twenty four hour cock!
  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:34 AM

People who put "proud parent of.." bumper stickers on their cars should be locked into portable toilets and set on fire


  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:36 AM

People who are hicks should be locked in their house and strangled with bacon
  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:36 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":4b6de]People who put "proud parent of.." bumper stickers on their cars should be locked into portable toilets and set on fire[/quote:4b6de]

and rolled into a boiling vat of urine M16:
  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:37 AM

Look at HER ... *licks lips*

Just give me three and a half minutes... maybe even four! She'll wanna
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:37 AM

canadians bent on world domination need to be strapped to gurneys and castorated with fishing knives


  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:37 AM

Castrated with rusty fishing hooks thank you!
  
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Default 08-28-2002, 12:38 AM

ow albow i remember that story, that was ages ago


  
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