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12-03-2005, 05:33 PM
OK, here's your turn to list the top 10 qualities you want in a girl. Mine is listed in most important to least.
[quote:fce95]1.) In addition to being able to take her to bed, you’re able to take her home to mom.
2.) Beautiful eyes/cute face.
3.) It is possible to have an intelligent conversation with her. (no ditzy attitude)
4.) Nice ass.
5.) A good sense of humor
6.) She has played a sport one time or another in her life; she won’t freak out for 2 weeks straight if she breaks a nail.
7.) Smells good
8.) A nice rack proportional to her body size
9.) She’s NOT from New Jersey. :-D
10.) She knows what the NFL is. [/quote:fce95]
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General of the Army
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12-03-2005, 05:38 PM
just
1) its gotta be buttocks
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Major
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12-03-2005, 05:43 PM
Most important to least.
1)-Intelligent, book-smart
2)-Sense of humor
3)-Not into celebrity news/gossip
4)-Good looking, in shape
5)-Not self-centered
6)-(Take #6 from coleman, not afraid to break a nail)
7)-Polite
8)-Into current events/issues
9)-Street smart
10)-semi-Feminist
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12-03-2005, 05:52 PM
1. Far stretching vagina so I can go in hibernation Ostrich-style.
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General of the Army
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12-03-2005, 06:43 PM
My wife.
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Colonel
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12-03-2005, 06:51 PM
1. Kinkiness
2. Takes in the ass
3. Nice Ass
4. Big Tits
5. Submissiveness
6. Intelligence
7. Political/Religious affiliation
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Senior Member
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12-03-2005, 06:54 PM
good luck finding a person with all of what you find to be the "perfect" woman, theres always going to be trade offs.
i pay CLOSE attetion to people, particularly woman, usually watching and listening over constantly running my mouth. it fuking amazes me how a persons personality changes from what they want you to see to what comes out when they are truly being themselves. the "we all wear masks" idea couldnt be more true.
anyway.
1. itd be nice for her to be interested in the same shit as i am, the arts, film, culture ( ie she knows a good cup of coffee, or dinner when she has one and isnt afraid to try new shit ), technology. I could bend on this tho, i like learning/hearing about new shit so if she brings something new to the table im fine with that.
2. looks ... mightve been super important 10 years ago but now i see that the ones who look the best are usually the most trouble. i could bend a bit if personality and interests are interesting. plus, ive learned that the smaller things sometimes make a person more attractive, if you pay attention. the way they walk, sit, write, eat, etc. its all about the way you present yourself for me.
3. she must share my admiration, respect and love for animals. must. cant bend on this one.
4. FAMILY AND FRIENDS. they HAVE TO BE tolerable or else get away.
5. Independent.
6. also dont want someone too slutty, but as slutty as i am. slutty appearance = no.
7. no body art, fuked up peircings or other gay body mutilations.
8. kind and respectful of other people.
9. not easily influenced by cultural trends. must be an individual. unique.
10. cant be too serious. she HAS to be able to act like an idiot/child no matter what age. sense of humor ... i guess, but a bit more than that.
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Colonel
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12-03-2005, 06:56 PM
sarah jessica parker is such an ugly hebrew
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General of the Army
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12-03-2005, 06:56 PM
^ not 10...we need one more!
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12-03-2005, 07:06 PM
in random order...
1-must have a great sense of humor
2- must not be dominant minded
3-must have a combination of cute and sexy at the same time
4-must get along with my family
5-must have a normal family and tolerable friends
6-must like cats
7-has great hygene(sp?)
8-is very considerate
9-is loyal
10-is a freak in bed/worships my cock
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General of the Army
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12-03-2005, 07:21 PM
LOL @ 10^
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12-03-2005, 07:23 PM
1) Nice personality. Needs to be a nice, caring person.
2) Compatibility. Need to be able to feel comfortable with her in any situation, and be able to talk to her about anything.
3) Intelligence. I need to be able to talk to her about things like abortion, genetic enhancement, communism, as well as developments in different fields of the sciences, etc.
4) Pretty face. I need to be able to at the very least, look into her face without wincing, and at best, i should have a hard time tearing my eyes away from her face.
5) Fit/in shape. Self explanatory.
6) Vision. Has to be interested in the future, for her and me, as well as things larger than ourselves.
7) Having Kids. Whenever I date any girl who I think we could possible even have the slightest chance of getting married, I always make sure to inquire about her position on having kids, in a very casual way, because having kids is something i really want to do, and i need a woman who wants them as well.
8) Family- Basically, I need to be able to be with her family without feeling like Id rather be anywhere else but there.
9) This is a personal preference, but im not big on tatoos or excessive piercings.
10) Not religious. Yes this is important to me because there will be a lot of fights/arguements if she is a diehard conservative christian, altho i may be willing to make exceptions, all depends...
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12-03-2005, 07:24 PM
2,4,8
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12-03-2005, 07:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
LOL @ 10^
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lol well, its the truth. if i'm gonna be rocking her world in bed, she should appreciate it. i mean me. i don't wanna be some woman's he-bitch.
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Senior Member
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12-03-2005, 07:52 PM
1) Good Personality/Compatibility
2) Pretty face
3) Nice Ass
4) Fit/in shape
5) Intelligence
6) Sense of Humor
7) Good Hygene
8) Not TOO Self-Centered
9) Not to slutty but not to innocent
10) Athletic
The girl I'm going out with now [have been for almost 3 months] has most all of these. However, she sometimes lacks in the intelligence area. happy:
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