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Default College Kids: How to pick up chix @ the computer lab - 12-16-2005, 09:43 AM
lol got this sent to me at work

http://jakechristie.blogspot.com/2005/1 ... rl-in.html

LOL @ looking at porn convos

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Default 12-16-2005, 11:47 AM
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Default 12-16-2005, 12:43 PM
[quote:21afa] I've also been spending a lot of time watching the people in the lab: checking out their habits, their tendencies. Their boobies.
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Default 12-16-2005, 12:57 PM
"I'll give you this 'Free iTunes Song' Bottlecap if you have sex with me." (careful with this one, as you'll probably have to come through with the song eventually)


GIRL: Are you looking at porn?
YOU: No.
GIRL: I can see porn right there on your screen.
YOU: Then YOU'RE looking at porn.
GIRL: What the hell are you talking about?
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YOU: I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me
  
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Default 12-16-2005, 01:11 PM
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"I'll give you this 'Free iTunes Song' Bottlecap if you have sex with me." (careful with this one, as you'll probably have to come through with the song eventually)


GIRL: Are you looking at porn?
YOU: No.
GIRL: I can see porn right there on your screen.
YOU: Then YOU'RE looking at porn.
GIRL: What the hell are you talking about?
(pause)
YOU: I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me
thats not funny stupid: ^^^^^
  
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Default 12-16-2005, 01:33 PM
[quote:5bf60]DO look at Facebook

In the Church of College, Facebook is a God, second in power only to the dieties of Beer and Marijuana. If you want to get closer to a girl, let her see that you're checking you're profile, or maybe adding something inspired like Caddyshack II to your "favorite movies" list. She will probably say something like, "Oh, you're on Facebook?" And you should reply, "Yes, my lamb, and you?" She will invariably reply, "Yes," because every single person in college is on Facebook. If you're lucky, she'll tell you her name, and you can add her to your friends list, if you think she's good enough. Then it's on to months of faux-sexual poking, wall messages, and never seeing each other face-to-face again.[/quote:5bf60]


Hah, true. I get random people request to be my friend every now and then.
  
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Default 12-16-2005, 02:27 PM
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Default 12-16-2005, 04:59 PM
pimpin girls in the comp labs is fun.
  
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Default 12-16-2005, 05:16 PM
Well, back in the stone age, Arkan didn't have computer labs, we had "slide rule" lab, but the principles are basically the same. biggrin:

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