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Default 12-19-2005, 06:04 PM

[quote=Acideyez]
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real men wear pink!

also real men drive with a pink car


also a man love's the pink color of a fresh vagina

so whats wrong with the color pink?
You're way too trendy.
says the shaggy haired emo homo.[/quote:2c675]

Emo?
  
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Default 12-19-2005, 06:08 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":2b535][quote=Acideyez]
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real men wear pink!

also real men drive with a pink car


also a man love's the pink color of a fresh vagina

so whats wrong with the color pink?
You're way too trendy.
says the shaggy haired emo homo.[/quote:2b535]

Emo?[/quote:2b535]

...so you aren't defending yourself about being called gay. understood, when did you come out of the closet? was it when you popped a boner when you saw david hasslehoff in Baywatch?
  
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Default Re: Rules of being a Man - 12-19-2005, 06:12 PM

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9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
Unless its football..Football sucks and I don't care one bit about the teams.[/quote:274c7]

thats cuz you live in fuckin LITHUANIA!!!!!!!!!!11111111

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Default Re: Rules of being a Man - 12-19-2005, 06:14 PM

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9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
Unless its football..Football sucks and I don't care one bit about the teams.
thats cuz you live in fuckin LITHUANIA!!!!!!!!!!11111111

hahahahahaha[/quote:9fe81]

actually he lives in chicago and is just a fgt. football owns life


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Default 12-19-2005, 06:16 PM

[quote=Acideyez][quote="Doctor Duffy":ad106]
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real men wear pink!

also real men drive with a pink car


also a man love's the pink color of a fresh vagina

so whats wrong with the color pink?
You're way too trendy.
says the shaggy haired emo homo.
Emo?[/quote:ad106]

...so you aren't defending yourself about being called gay. understood, when did you come out of the closet? was it when you popped a boner when you saw david hasslehoff in Baywatch?[/quote:ad106]

Just stop, you're horrible.
  
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Default Re: Rules of being a Man - 12-19-2005, 06:20 PM

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9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
Unless its football..Football sucks and I don't care one bit about the teams.
thats cuz you live in fuckin LITHUANIA!!!!!!!!!!11111111

hahahahahaha
actually he lives in chicago and is just a fgt. football owns life[/quote:3753f]

true statement


hey also, remember the boom cumshot avatar you had?

i found a clip with the scene you used, and the girl he is railing is so cuuuute
where do i find the rest of the movie?
  
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Default 12-19-2005, 08:25 PM

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

I've been tossing this one around for years. I've always wanted to bang my buddy's sister but never made the moves out of respect for him. How fucked up is that? I could give a rats ass about respecting her but him?...lmao, thats whacked !!!


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Default 12-19-2005, 08:31 PM

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5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

I've been tossing this one around for years. I've always wanted to bang my buddy's sister but never made the moves out of respect for him. How fucked up is that? I could give a rats ass about respecting her but him?...lmao, thats whacked !!!
That, and that whole wife thing..right? hehe
  
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Default 12-20-2005, 04:28 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":26b7b]
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5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

I've been tossing this one around for years. I've always wanted to bang my buddy's sister but never made the moves out of respect for him. How fucked up is that? I could give a rats ass about respecting her but him?...lmao, thats whacked !!!
That, and that whole wife thing..right? hehe[/quote:26b7b]
GG Marriage. Is a friends sister really off limits? what if both are your friends?
  
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Default 12-20-2005, 06:26 PM

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GG Marriage. Is a friends sister really off limits? what if both are your friends?
Yes, off limits. It's an unwritten rule. If you knew the girl 1st, then became friends with the brother before bedding down with her, it's still a close call.


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Default 12-20-2005, 06:30 PM

heres a tough one shitheads, what if you are friends with a girl for a long time and then hook up with her little sister? they were both pretty pissed at me first, but then the little sister came around
  
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Default 12-21-2005, 04:12 AM

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GG Marriage. Is a friends sister really off limits? what if both are your friends?
Yes, off limits. It's an unwritten rule. If you knew the girl 1st, then became friends with the brother before bedding down with her, it's still a close call.
Okay... heres the situation:
Is the daughter of your dads old high scholl friend off limits, given that you have known her and her brother all your life, and your friends with both even tho your not that close to the brother and think he can be a royal fag at times?

Are your sisters friends off limits? Cause my sister has some hott ones
  
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Default 12-21-2005, 04:52 AM

In the 1st situation, depends on how close both families are. If they're at your house for every function (b/days, communions, graduations...etc) then it's off limits. If you only see them once or twice a year then it's a go.

As for your sisters friends, of course they're not off limits. As a matter of fact, they are the best to score with. Thank goodness Arkan has an older sister. I had fun with alot of them.


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Default 12-21-2005, 07:04 AM

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Thank goodness Arkan has an older sister. I had fun with alot of them.
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