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Default 02-17-2006, 02:16 PM
Dear RSA,
I love licking girls' assholes as well as their pussies. Is this normal/healthy?
Matt, U.S.

Matt,
Licking ass (aka tossing her salad) is perfectly normal, although a lot of people don't do it because of taboos about the butt, squeamishness, cleanliness issues, fear of disease, etc. However, asses are hot, the anal area is full of sensitive erotic nerve endings, and eating out a nice, clean asshole can be very pleasurable for both the giver and the receiver.
  
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Default 02-17-2006, 02:17 PM
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Dear RSA,
I love licking girls' assholes as well as their pussies. Is this normal/healthy?
Matt, U.S.

Matt,
Licking ass (aka tossing her salad) is perfectly normal, although a lot of people don't do it because of taboos about the butt, squeamishness, cleanliness issues, fear of disease, etc. However, asses are hot, the anal area is full of sensitive erotic nerve endings, and eating out a nice, clean asshole can be very pleasurable for both the giver and the receiver.

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Default 02-17-2006, 02:44 PM
ahahahahahahahaha.

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Default 02-17-2006, 02:48 PM
best advice ever.
  
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Default 02-17-2006, 03:10 PM
[quote="Jimmy Paterson":c9649]wtf..why?[/quote:c9649]
because you can Jimmy, because you can.

[quote="Turd Burglar":c9649]Before i got this wolf shirt, i was saving up to have some ribs removed so i could suck my own cock.[/quote:c9649]
see Jimmy, that's some self-cock-sucking commitment right there
...why not take a leaf out of Turd Burglars book, eh?
  
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Default 02-17-2006, 03:12 PM
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wtf..why?
because you touch yourself at night[/quote:0bfd1]

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Default 02-18-2006, 07:52 PM
Dear RSA,
My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
Tracy, Phoenix

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Default 02-18-2006, 07:55 PM
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Dear RSA,
My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
Tracy, Phoenix
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+ 1 that made my fucking night
  
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Default 02-18-2006, 07:58 PM
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Dear RSA,
I love licking girls' assholes as well as their pussies. Is this normal/healthy?
Matt, U.S.

Matt,
Licking ass (aka tossing her salad) is perfectly normal, although a lot of people don't do it because of taboos about the butt, squeamishness, cleanliness issues, fear of disease, etc. However, asses are hot, the anal area is full of sensitive erotic nerve endings, and eating out a nice, clean asshole can be very pleasurable for both the giver and the receiver.
Oh god...
  
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Default 02-19-2006, 01:19 AM
[quote=Milla][quote=Coleman][quote="Jimmy Paterson":4685d]wtf..why?[/quote]because you touch yourself at night[/quote]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: Because You Touch Your self at night


happy:[/quote:4685d]

[url="http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/6812/Family_Guy_Dinosaurs.html?autoplay=true"]http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/681 ... oplay=true[/url]
  
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Default 02-19-2006, 02:10 AM
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Dear RSA,
My boyfriend has a dick shaped like Captain Hook's right hand, if you know what I mean. Whenever we have sex it feels like he is inserting a curly fry up my vagina. Is there a medical procedure for un-bending his boomerang cock?
Tracy, Phoenix
hahhahahah happy:
  
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Default 02-19-2006, 05:56 AM
was there a link somewhere in there?
EDIT: Oh. Um, wow Nyck. One may wonder why you were looking that up, but uh...
  
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Default 02-19-2006, 08:27 AM
lol i remember when EightAce posted this a while back, the pictures are damn funny

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Default 02-19-2006, 08:46 AM
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was there a link somewhere in there?
EDIT: Oh. Um, wow Nyck. One may wonder why you were looking that up, but uh...
maybe because I had the flu this week and puked my guts out and in the process, pulled a muscle in my stomach. Or maybe I just want to suck my own dick.

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Default 02-19-2006, 12:37 PM
anyone who doesn't want to suck their own dick is a faggot
  
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