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[DAS REICH] Blitz · 03-04-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Madmartagen

dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.

"guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face"
I think that was already answered.[/quote:c0449]theres a diff between swalling and swallowing blood..

tomxtr · 03-04-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Whatada

Yes, but he also sang the "I put mah dick in her ear" song.

What, you've never done that? oOo:

Unknown_Sniper · 03-04-2006, 10:31 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4c5cf][quote="Unknown_Sniper":4c5cf]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen

dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.

"guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face"
I think that was already answered.[/quote:4c5cf]theres a diff between swalling and swallowing blood..[/quote:4c5cf]
not to some on this board.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny · 03-05-2006, 08:30 AM

I was awake all last night thinkin shes gonna come & bite my pean0r off, think I'll call her the ck chomper... I'm quite terrified, she said she loves that movie Kill Bill too eek:

Sirus · 03-05-2006, 09:26 AM

I call bullshit, shes probably just saying that so you know shes not just there for a good fuck and a ride home

Jimmy Paterson · 03-05-2006, 09:54 AM

fuck her and move away far away

Simo Häyhä · 03-05-2006, 10:01 AM

i had sex last night around 3:10am EST

CoMaToSe · 03-05-2006, 10:11 AM

When are you going to Ibiza? My senior class has a trip there in June.

CoMaToSe · 03-05-2006, 10:15 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":84c4c][quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":84c4c][quote="Unknown_Sniper":84c4c]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madmartagen

dont cheat on her or fuck it up, you'll be fine. at least now you know that she does blow jobs, try to find out if she swallows.

"guys anatomy & then spat back some red coloured liquid in his face"
I think that was already answered.[/quote:84c4c]theres a diff between swalling and swallowing blood..[/quote:84c4c]
not to some on this board.[/quote:84c4c]
Akuma....

Fluff, I think your taking it way too seriosuly

Miscguy · 03-05-2006, 10:18 AM

Yeah, just dont cheat on the bitch. For the security of your cock, only place it in one hoe at a time. Unless shes cool with a threesome. Just never behind her back i guess.

CoMaToSe · 03-05-2006, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Miscguy

Yeah, just dont cheat on the bitch. For the security of your cock, only place it in one hoe at a time. Unless shes cool with a threesome. Just never behind her back i guess.

You probably could have found a better way of wording that.

Miscguy · 03-05-2006, 10:45 AM

But why... The dual meaning is the best part of it.

CoMaToSe · 03-05-2006, 10:47 AM

the cloud in your sig is most phallic. I request that your change it, as it offends me oOo: biggrin:

anti · 03-05-2006, 11:33 AM

fuck her in the butt. last time i checked women don't have teeth in there.

Whatada · 03-05-2006, 12:00 PM

Punch her teeth out, then cheat on her.