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Lieutenant Colonel
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Happy Birthday -
03-10-2006, 11:36 AM
to Chuck Norris, who turns 66 today.
[img]http://www.sadurski.com/satyra/sobowtory/norris.jpg[/img]
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
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03-10-2006, 11:39 AM
Never thought he was that age, ida thought mid 50's at most. ed:
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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,907
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SouthWest, Florida.
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03-10-2006, 11:48 AM
damn...that total gym really does work.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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03-10-2006, 12:44 PM
I wonder if he does anal
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Captain
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mostly Vermont. Also New Hampshire
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03-10-2006, 01:00 PM
who gives a fuck. Hes a has been.
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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03-10-2006, 01:01 PM
In celebration, I'm going to go watch Sidekicks on VHS
[img]http://www.wicked-vision.com/images_rv/s/sidekicks_cover.jpg[/img]
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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03-10-2006, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Tripper
I wonder if he does anal
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this vid will answer all ur questions, it's got chest-shitting and everything:
[img]http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000063WJV.03.LZZZZZZZ.jpg[/img] |
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,596
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Plymouth, Massachusetts
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03-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Chuck is 66 and he still can kick ass. Happy birthday Chuck Norris
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,501
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: 69 Offtopic Lane, Forum Road, Internet City.co.uk
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03-10-2006, 01:36 PM
-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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03-10-2006, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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That kid committed suicide |
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Major General
Posts: 13,482
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: University Park, PA
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03-10-2006, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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That kid committed suicide |
yeah i remember hearing that on the news. I was totally shocked by that. |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,106
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southern Westchester, New York
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03-10-2006, 01:52 PM
[quote="mr.miyagi":6ea8c]-Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
-Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
-Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
-Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.[/quote:6ea8c]
thanks we never saw that before fgt
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Colonel
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Location: United States of England
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03-10-2006, 01:59 PM
six-ty-six the number of the beasssst
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Senior Member
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03-10-2006, 02:04 PM
haahah stfu
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General of the Army
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Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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03-10-2006, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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Originally Posted by Nyck
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Originally Posted by Coleman
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That kid committed suicide |
yeah i remember hearing that on the news. I was totally shocked by that. |
same, I loved that movie when it came out lol.... |
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