[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":7a97a]Who gives a shit about boyfriends? 95% of women are whores. Most of them will sleep around. And besides, most "boyfriends" are cock-swindling fucks who don't deserve to be hitting something that hot, so it is your God-given right as a man to assume the duties of vigorous sex.[/quote:7a97a]
More like 75% of girls. You can usually see it coming as well.
bring her over and let her watch you play some bf2. she'll be fucking jacking you off so fast
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