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Default 08-08-2006, 07:27 PM

[quote="dr nein":21942][15:56] <DoomOnYou> just eat her out before she goes to the play
[15:56] <DoomOnYou> that will keep her loyal

THE WISE MAN HAS SPOKEN[/quote:21942]
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Default 08-08-2006, 07:41 PM

stick with it dude.


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Default 08-08-2006, 08:06 PM

Bad advice everywhere.

Have her blow you before the play, then ask the guy how you tasted afterwards !!

Ok, for the real advice. Grow the fuck up and don't even bring that shit up. Never, and i say never let her on to the fact it "bothered" you. Brush it off as if it never happened. Make sure to give her a dozen roses right after the play. Do what Arkan says and she'll be sexin' all over your shit.


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Default 08-08-2006, 08:53 PM

Arkan's right, grow up, only pussy's get jealous over shit like that. Get her some roses...say you can't make it, then show up backstage and surprise her. Not only will she be all over you, but youll have every girl in there wish they were her...which...if you 2 break up...u have back ups


  
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Default 08-08-2006, 08:58 PM

pee on that slut


  
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Default 08-08-2006, 09:20 PM

the sooner u can admit it's over, the sooner u can move on.
  
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Default 08-08-2006, 09:29 PM

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Default 08-08-2006, 09:32 PM

listen to those who have had relationships and can speak from experience. Nyck has the right idea as does Arkan

FYI Dont come here for "serious" advice on women


  
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Default 08-08-2006, 10:13 PM

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Default 08-08-2006, 10:28 PM

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Default 08-08-2006, 10:35 PM

Acting like she doesn't exist is the best advice anybody can give. It's the ultimate in cool, because all women are attention whoring... whores, so they'll do anything to get some from you.... anything.
  
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Default 08-08-2006, 11:23 PM

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listen to those who have had relationships and can speak from experience. Nyck has the right idea as does Arkan

FYI Dont come here for "serious" advice on women
even though alot of us are in/orhad a serious relationship with a female or several...


  
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Default 08-08-2006, 11:26 PM

stop being a vagina, its just a play.


  
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Default 08-08-2006, 11:41 PM

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listen to those who have had relationships and can speak from experience. Nyck has the right idea as does Arkan

FYI Dont come here for "serious" advice on women
even though alot of us are in/orhad a serious relationship with a female or several...
lol, no, not true at all.
  
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