Speak with God!

Michael · **Speak with God! -** 10-09-2006, 01:44 AM

Click [url=http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html:4ec1c]here[/url:4ec1c] to have your very own conversation with the big guy above.

Here's how my conversation went:
[quote:4ec1c]Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mikey
God:
That's a very nice name, mikey.
Me:
damn right
God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
yo mama
God:
Are you asking about my mother?
Me:
duh?
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
/smacks forehead
God:
I can't believe it's that obvious.
Me:
you're sprung aren't you?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am sprung.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really.
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
you think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
wanna get drunk?
God:
OK, I will get drunk.
Me:
sweet!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
that wasn't a compliment
God:
What was it?
Me:
...
God:
What was it?
Me:
you stink[/quote:4ec1c]Fun stuff. (Sprung is an Admin at the forum I moderate, in case you guys were wondering who that was I mentioned...) So, what's your conversation with the lord like?[quote:4ec1c][/quote:4ec1c]

Blase · 10-09-2006, 01:46 AM

Oh look, an AIM bot, how absolutely novel.

Simo Häyhä · 10-09-2006, 03:40 AM

This reminds me of the Internet.

Vance · 10-09-2006, 05:17 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":77f79]This reminds me of the Internet.[/quote:77f79]
Glory days.

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 10-09-2006, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blase

Oh look, an AIM bot, how absolutely novel.

sleeping:

Mr.Buttocks · 10-09-2006, 01:37 PM

CoMaToSe · 10-10-2006, 12:49 AM

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Me:
Don't you just hate awkward silences?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
That's wise
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
This is true, but I would imagine you do
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I do, as a matter of fact
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said as a matter of fact.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
Fine
God:
Glad to hear it, . I am running well.
Me:
oo...k
God:
" Glad to hear it, . I am running well."? oo? Come on.
Me:
is there a Santa Claus?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
is Gaius Baltar a cylon?
God:
Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
WHo?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
...
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
....
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
.............................
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
Something tells me you're not God
God:
What?
Me:
the fact that you're a moron?
God:
Good reason. That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
no it isn't, but I have no qualms being unkind to an AIM bot
God:
Are you serious? Gaius Baltar a cylon is not but you have no qualms being unkind to an AIM bot?
Me:
....
God:
Are you serious? Gaius Baltar a cylon is not but you have no qualms being unkind to an AIM bot?
Me:
are you a retard?
God:
No I am intelligent.
Me:
clear;y
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I'd say I'm smarter than you
God:
That condition is only temporary.
Me:
yea, someday I'll die
God:
When? All men are mortal. Uh.
Me:
machines don't die
God:
Do you know any robots who die? Every day in small increments.
Me:
well I know Cylons resurrect
God:
Interesting. How do you know? Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
yep
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
...
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
My aunt Dori could use the money for good
God:
Where did you get your aunt Dori could use the money for good?
Me:
..........................
God:
Where did you get your aunt Dori could use the money for good?
Me:
Stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
That
God:
That is " Stop what?".
Me:
stop being confusing
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
did OJ kill Nicole?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
how bas is hell, really?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. For real.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'm quite sleepy
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
off to bed
God:
On and off.
Me:
cya later
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
TSCHOUSS!
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
...
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
STFU
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
Whatever, man.

Eight Ace · 10-10-2006, 12:58 AM

..oh God.... annoy:

Simo Häyhä · 10-10-2006, 01:55 AM

why the fuck would you post something like that coma? rofl you dont understand that NOBODY here cares about your input.

Chronic Diarrhea · 10-10-2006, 06:52 AM

I posted something like this at my old clan's board, although it was a woman bot and it was an animated bitch who would give you reactions. I got her to call me penisman.