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Default wii have a problem - 11-28-2006, 11:13 AM

Various videos and tales of fucking morons not understanding you do NOT have to go ballistic with the wii controller It doesnt pick up your arm going mach 5 to hit a tennis ball, a simple swipe is all you need.

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/


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Default 11-28-2006, 11:39 AM

These people should have their arms removed for their own safety.
  
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Default 11-28-2006, 11:46 AM

yeah, when i first played a wii, my shoulder got sore from pitching in a baseball game. Then I realized that you can just flick your wrist and get better results than a full wind up....I felt dumb.
  
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Default 11-28-2006, 11:50 AM

I tore my rotator cuff playing Wii. A lawsuit is pending.
  
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Default 11-28-2006, 11:53 AM

LOL look at the vid of the tard further down the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdihGX7iWM&eurl=

Yeah you REALLY need to swing your arm that hard, moron. oOo:



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http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=22


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Default 11-28-2006, 12:58 PM

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Default 11-28-2006, 01:23 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":9f5d8]I tore my rotator cuff playing Wii. A lawsuit is pending.[/quote:9f5d8]

FUCKING ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Got pitchers arm? rofl i can easily see that happening


/me goes to work after shoulder surgery

Coworker: What happened to you?
Me: Tore my rotator cuff throwing heat in the 9th inning of the world series
Coworker: Oh shit you played in the pros?
Me: No Wii





lol i agree with Buttocks, removing arms might be a good idea


  
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Default 11-28-2006, 01:25 PM

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Lhttp://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=22


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Default 11-28-2006, 02:09 PM

http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=27

rofl this guy gets all the chics with his 1337 skillz.
  
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Default 11-28-2006, 02:23 PM

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LOL look at the vid of the tard further down the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkdihGX7iWM&eurl=

Yeah you REALLY need to swing your arm that hard, moron. oOo:



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http://www.wiihaveaproblem.com/show_article.php?id=22


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those were the two videos I was refering to..LOL at the bowling dude


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Default 11-28-2006, 02:58 PM

i played the wii at the eatons centre...played the zelda demo...

aiming was weird but the sword shit was cool...and id throw a full pitch cuz well...it';s baseball...


  
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Default 11-28-2006, 10:19 PM

im still waiting on that wii related death/injury
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 12:41 AM

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Default 11-29-2006, 07:04 AM

I played Wii this weekend. Played it for like...4-5 hours then went to sleep. Woke up and was lifting boxes at work and my arms were just killing me. Felt like rubber, lol.

Lesson learned, stretch next time.
  
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Default 11-29-2006, 07:56 AM

the commercials look so stupid. I cant see anyone casting and reeling in a fish in a game. Looks lame to me
  
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