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Default 12-19-2006, 03:51 PM

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I was born several years too early, and in the wrong country. loney:
your in ireland man. i'm sure there are plenty of hot girls all over the country, they couldn't have all moved to the states lol.

even if they did... your living in the land of guiness and jameson, i'd just get drunk all the time and not worry about it.

and if that isn't your fancy, i'm sure you could always go to london for a weekend and hit the town with fluffy.
In the area im in it seems theres gonna be a maternity hospital opening soon, that is judging by the amount of girls running about up the spout. Very few if any around here that don't drink or smoke, drinking in moderation i don't really mind a long as theyre not puking their guts up every night, but the majority do smoke and that for me is a pet peeve that i can't stand.

Im not really one for clubs or whatever, i don't drink so wtf's the point? That just seems to be one of the priorities though for anyone local.

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 12-19-2006, 04:10 PM

Head to Dublin there's always girls in the capital rock: A lot of the girls round here are drinkers/smokers too I can't stand it either. They're probably a bit more ladylike in the cool parts of the city. There were a few irish girls when I was snowboarding in Val DIsere & they were pretty hot, funky accents dance:

lol Nyck, I remember one of the clubs I went to had some sort of playboy night & there were slagrabbits everywhere. They don't usually dress up like that but if it's fancy dress or a special night then there's usually a few bunny ears. I'm not complainin tho biggrin:

Gd advice, tho I'm thinking of blowing out thursday all together as my mate hasn't replied & I've no-one else to go with. I may ring her & put it to her straight & ask her if she wants to go for a drink with just me or something...
  
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Default 12-19-2006, 08:03 PM

dude....if they smoke, they poke!

words to live by.
  
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Default 12-19-2006, 08:29 PM

i usually click "Hide Poke" when someone pokes me



  
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Default 12-19-2006, 09:46 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":41c08]I may ring her & put it to her straight & ask her if she wants to go for a drink with just me or something...[/quote:41c08]

Thats the best approach Fluff. Forget your buddy, if he doesn't understand, then he's not that good of a buddy. Pussy ftw. beer:


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Default 12-21-2006, 11:31 AM

The bish came out last night & it was pretty gd, we just went to local bar & had a few drinks. Then my mates & I decided to be smooth & move off somewhere else & leave her & her friends to it. - It worked, she phoned me a bit later saying they were heading to our bar, but by this point we'd moved to another & the other bar was closing so didn't see her...

Anyhoo I was hoping to see her again tonight, phoned her from my home phone & no answer, so figured it may be easier to just text her. I did & said yo u have a good time last night? Still up for clubbing tonight, sent that at 2pm- its now 5 & I've had no reply mad:

Balls in her court, wtfs a man to do? Bah! Can't ring or text her again I'll look desperate.

cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss: cuss:

May consider heading to Bromley to see one of my ex gfs as she sent me a pic of her azz last night- 92bengals
  
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Default 12-21-2006, 12:02 PM

rofl I love the go to a bar with some chick and then leave with my friends and leave her there


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Default 12-21-2006, 12:09 PM

nothing is worse than putting the power in the chick's hands. Waiting around to hear an answer is the absolute worst feeling. Just make plans like you never even contacted her. Then if you don't hear anything back, just go and have a good time. F her if she doesn't call.


  
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Default 12-21-2006, 12:56 PM

FK! rolleyes: cuss: mad: cry: cry:

It's 6:30, hell with it, I'll go to Bromley & try to shag my ex gf in da azz...

BTW she arrived at the bar with her mates as I was already there with mine so it wasn't a date thing & it wasn't like I was abandoning her all alone.
  
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Default 12-21-2006, 01:20 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":f8f44]FK! rolleyes: cuss: mad: cry: cry:

It's 6:30, hell with it, I'll go to Bromley & try to shag my ex gf in da azz...

BTW she arrived at the bar with her mates as I was already there with mine so it wasn't a date thing & it wasn't like I was abandoning her all alone.[/quote:f8f44]

Shes probably playing hard to get.
  
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Default 12-21-2006, 07:07 PM

My mate knows this girl and she thinks im good-lookin, I mean I have a gf but you can't help but admire the body

[img]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8801/icedbitch21806434ts1.jpg[/img]


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Default 12-21-2006, 07:15 PM

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OMG Cardboard Milla has a cardboard gf to boot!


P.S. I'm not insulting her at all, she's very pretty. Just hard not to notice. biggrin:


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Default 12-21-2006, 07:30 PM

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Default 12-21-2006, 07:46 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":ca33d]My mate knows this girl and she thinks im good-lookin, I mean I have a gf but you can't help but admire the body

[img]http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8801/icedbitch21806434ts1.jpg[/img][/quote:ca33d]

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Default 12-21-2006, 07:51 PM

before her haircut..
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/before.jpg[/img]

after.. (shes in the middle if you couldnt tell)
[img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/TerryBentley/after.jpg[/img]

i dont know why she cut it... still a good fuck rock:

... and im making her grow it back out happy:


  
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