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Default 05-25-2007, 03:30 PM

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The definition of a LAZY BITCH................................

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It had to be a white lady...[/quote:450e2]

probably more difficult to push around 7 strollers on a segway


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Default 05-25-2007, 03:35 PM

or even worse... 8 strollers ed:



  
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Default 05-25-2007, 03:50 PM

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Default 05-26-2007, 07:36 AM

He’s a stranger to some
And a vision to none
He can never get enough,
Get enough of the world

For a fortune he'd quit
But it’s hard to admit
How it ends and begins
On his face is a map of the world



  
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Default 05-26-2007, 12:07 PM

http://bumpshack.com/2007/05/25/1051-po ... -year-old/

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Default 05-26-2007, 01:46 PM

holy fuck.



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Default 05-26-2007, 03:02 PM

new Brothers in Arms - Hells Highway video, looks pretty damn nice

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http://www.xboxyde.com/stream_3895_en.html


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Default 05-26-2007, 03:09 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":6a890]new Brothers in Arms - Hells Highway video, looks pretty damn nice

video:
[url="http://www.xboxyde.com/stream_3895_en.html"]http://www.xboxyde.com/stream_3895_en.html[/url][/quote:6a890]

I like the look o the BIA games but the gameplay of the last 2 was suspect enough, seems the only tactic used in ww2 was flank flank flank.

The ai and hit detection was also pretty dodgy, sometimes the enemy would "hide" behind something with about half of their body showing oOo: .

Also the fact it was an xbox port over with a fps cap of thirty was pretty fukcing annoying even though they claimed it wasn't a port. This new one looks interesting though, just hope they've fixed the problems of the last few games.

The movement in that vid looks pretty weird from the fps perspective, just looks like your guys waddling from side to side with the point of his gun showing. eek: Have to admit though it looks like its got a better framerate going than the 13 min demonstration vid they showed a while back that was like 800mb, that was sluggish as shit.



edit: Just got done watching it, looks pretty good, had to laugh as he's going on about details in the game yet the mg42 he starts to use doesn't even have an ammo belt in it. biggrin:




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Default 05-26-2007, 06:42 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

LOOOOOOOLMFAO @ the black kids' drink + ASIAN GUY
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WTF!


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Default 05-26-2007, 07:00 PM

[quote="mr.miyagi":c3cc6]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
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lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that!
  
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Default 05-26-2007, 07:05 PM

TEDDYBONE NIGAHANDS.



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Default 05-26-2007, 07:18 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":d9e04][quote="mr.miyagi":d9e04]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:d9e04]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:d9e04]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?
  
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Default 05-26-2007, 07:23 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":29694][quote="Mr.Buttocks":29694][quote="mr.miyagi":29694]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:29694]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:29694]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?[/quote:29694][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8d/RML_Char_Spunky.jpg/200px-RML_Char_Spunky.jpg[/img]



  
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Default 05-26-2007, 07:35 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":3e680][quote="Mr.Buttocks":3e680][quote="mr.miyagi":3e680]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:3e680]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:3e680]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?[/quote:3e680]


Just a tiny dribble, and then some dust. :-/
  
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Default 05-26-2007, 10:45 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":85415][quote="Eight Ace":85415][quote="Mr.Buttocks":85415][quote="mr.miyagi":85415]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
[/quote:85415]lol

I ejaculated 4 times watching that![/quote:85415]
jeez 4 times eh...just on that, how much spunk came out on the 4th go?[/quote:85415]


Just a tiny dribble, and then some dust. :-/[/quote:85415]

A spray of dust or more like the consistency of cob-webs? Because the latter is an early sign of coolness.
  
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