[Zoner]

I swear George Romero should make a movie.

Some excerpts from Zonah's day in Customer Support:

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Dumbass: "Your software is cutting off my narrated audio."
Me: "O rly. Send me your powerpoint file."
*original PowerPoint file has the audio cut off*
Me: "You fuck."

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Dumbass: "My registration code doesn't work."
Me: "Are you entering everything in exactly as it was sent?"
Dumbass: "Yes."
Me: "I have 'User 1' as the name associated with your code."
Dumbass: "Yes. That's what I entered."
Me: "Ok, for the organization, I have 'Rimjob* College'." (* - edited to protect the dumb)
Dumbass: "Oh, I'm just entering Rimjob."
Me: "You're a fucking drain on society."

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Dumbass: "I emailed a little while ago asking about video."
Me: "Right. I remember that. Did you try the .AVI video?"
Dumbass: "No. I'm using .mpg video." (note: I told her .mpg wouldn't work)
Me: "Are you fucking joking? Am I on Punk'd right now?"

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Thank infant baby Jesus it's Friday...

[Nyck]

You forgot

Boss "can you take care of this fwd email"
*email completely in German"

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[Zoner]

That was yesterday... biggrin:

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

is that dude, whose dogs killed a man, in this one too?

[Zoner]

Ving Rhames should be in all zombie movies from now on.

[ninty]

calmdown:

i would like to see zoner in a zombie movie. rock:

[Pyro]

the adults are the morons at my works...honestly i think the 8 year old kids who come swimming are smarted than the adults who come.

[Tripper]

Originally Posted by Pyro

the adults are the morons at my works...honestly i think the 8 year old kids who come swimming are smarted than the adults who come.

oh jesus


i swear hes actually getting DUMBER.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

yea, me hopes to be smarted than they too

[Madmartagen]

lol

[Simo Häyhä]

i had a dream where i was driving a pretty cool car down my road with a mexican in the backseat. then i raped sumbitch lawls alott smorben

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":43bf8]i had a dream where i was driving a pretty cool car down my road with a mexican in the backseat. then i raped sumbitch lawls alott smorben[/quote:43bf8]lol wut?

[Pyro]

Originally Posted by Tripper

oh jesus


i swear hes actually getting DUMBER.

spelling is not important when the audience isn't worth it...aka it doens't make me money...so i just type and hope ya'll understand.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

if i could be like that, i'd give anything

[Zoner]

"Hi I'm a Boston University student and I just registered your software. It says 'Evaluation' on the bottom of the program."

"Ok. That means you have an evaluation code for the program. Did you purchase the software through the BU Bookstore."

"No. I downloaded the free trial from your website."

"So you didn't purchase it and you're wondering why it's just the evaluation?"

"Yes."

"When did they start admitting retards into Boston University anyway? Good for you!"