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Default Day of the Dumbasses - 08-17-2007, 01:50 PM

I swear George Romero should make a movie.

Some excerpts from Zonah's day in Customer Support:

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Dumbass: "Your software is cutting off my narrated audio."
Me: "O rly. Send me your powerpoint file."
*original PowerPoint file has the audio cut off*
Me: "You fuck."

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Dumbass: "My registration code doesn't work."
Me: "Are you entering everything in exactly as it was sent?"
Dumbass: "Yes."
Me: "I have 'User 1' as the name associated with your code."
Dumbass: "Yes. That's what I entered."
Me: "Ok, for the organization, I have 'Rimjob* College'." (* - edited to protect the dumb)
Dumbass: "Oh, I'm just entering Rimjob."
Me: "You're a fucking drain on society."

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Dumbass: "I emailed a little while ago asking about video."
Me: "Right. I remember that. Did you try the .AVI video?"
Dumbass: "No. I'm using .mpg video." (note: I told her .mpg wouldn't work)
Me: "Are you fucking joking? Am I on Punk'd right now?"

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Thank infant baby Jesus it's Friday...


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Default 08-17-2007, 01:57 PM

You forgot

Boss "can you take care of this fwd email"
*email completely in German"

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Default 08-17-2007, 02:00 PM

That was yesterday... biggrin:


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Default 08-17-2007, 02:49 PM

is that dude, whose dogs killed a man, in this one too?



  
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Default 08-17-2007, 03:48 PM

Ving Rhames should be in all zombie movies from now on.


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Default 08-17-2007, 03:50 PM

calmdown:

i would like to see zoner in a zombie movie. rock:
  
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Default 08-17-2007, 06:14 PM

the adults are the morons at my works...honestly i think the 8 year old kids who come swimming are smarted than the adults who come.


  
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Default 08-17-2007, 07:06 PM

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the adults are the morons at my works...honestly i think the 8 year old kids who come swimming are smarted than the adults who come.
oh jesus


i swear hes actually getting DUMBER.
  
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Default 08-17-2007, 07:23 PM

yea, me hopes to be smarted than they too



  
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Default 08-17-2007, 10:49 PM

lol
  
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Default 08-18-2007, 01:52 AM

i had a dream where i was driving a pretty cool car down my road with a mexican in the backseat. then i raped sumbitch lawls alott smorben


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Default 08-18-2007, 08:13 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":43bf8]i had a dream where i was driving a pretty cool car down my road with a mexican in the backseat. then i raped sumbitch lawls alott smorben[/quote:43bf8]lol wut?



  
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Default 08-18-2007, 06:07 PM

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the adults are the morons at my works...honestly i think the 8 year old kids who come swimming are smarted than the adults who come.
oh jesus


i swear hes actually getting DUMBER.
spelling is not important when the audience isn't worth it...aka it doens't make me money...so i just type and hope ya'll understand.


  
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Default 08-18-2007, 06:14 PM

if i could be like that, i'd give anything



  
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Default 08-21-2007, 10:37 AM

"Hi I'm a Boston University student and I just registered your software. It says 'Evaluation' on the bottom of the program."

"Ok. That means you have an evaluation code for the program. Did you purchase the software through the BU Bookstore."

"No. I downloaded the free trial from your website."

"So you didn't purchase it and you're wondering why it's just the evaluation?"

"Yes."

"When did they start admitting retards into Boston University anyway? Good for you!"


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