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Default 10-10-2002, 03:42 AM

and so the flamewar begins.........
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 04:04 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":2ebac]it could be because we dont give a f**k about Canada. Just keep making beer and we will keep you as our bitch!
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Default 10-10-2002, 05:59 AM

Gerard, that was hilarious, I love that stuff.

And Jaybird, Canadians find that funny because we find that Americans generally believe that we live in igloo's. Some of the less worldly think that it's all tundra and ice up here. Getting a government official to wish us well on perserving our igloo, that just confirms that some arn't aware of their Northern neighbor.
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 07:38 AM

American find it funny that candians generally think that we generally think that they live in igloos. We also find it amusing that canadians think that if we dont live in NYC we are rednecks. Most of their actions confirm that they are mostly unaware of their southern neighbors.
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 08:11 AM

they're not unaware they just pretend to be so the invasion is even more of a surprise
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 08:59 AM

Yes the US invasion wil consist of 1 tank and 2 helipcopters along with 10 men. This is more than enough to totally annihlate the canadian defences. freak:
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 09:57 AM

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Yes the US invasion wil consist of 1 tank and 2 helipcopters along with 10 men. This is more than enough to totally annihlate the canadian defences. freak:
Come on guys we're nieghbors let try to be nice to each other. Anyway if we were going to invade canada, would be simpler to send a guy with a flame thrower to melt their capitol.
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:04 AM

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Come on guys we're nieghbors let try to be nice to each other. Anyway if we were going to invade canada, would be simpler to send a guy with a flame thrower to melt their capitol.[/quote:5349b]

Maybe we could just give them gas space heaters to melt their igloos from the inside out.... :P
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:09 AM

Rick Mercer is great.

"Talking to Americas" was a great show. I hope they do another one.

And I don't expect any americans to get or enjoy that. I'm sure If I were american I wouldn't like it either, so I'm not going to be offended by any of the comments you post, because i'd probably do the same.

But if your Canadian, man its funny shit.
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:13 AM

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Rick Mercer is great.

"Talking to Americas" was a great show. I hope they do another one.

And I don't expect any americans to get or enjoy that. I'm sure If I were american I wouldn't like it either, so I'm not going to be offended by any of the comments you post, because i'd probably do the same.

But if your Canadian, man its funny shit.
You don't have to be Canadian, it is funny.
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:14 AM

10) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on having running water in all five states."

9) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on your first national railroad."


8) In Washington, D.C.: "Congratulations Canada on 268 consecutive days of snow."


7) At Harvard: "Yes, I believe the seal slaughter should be stopped in Saskatchewan."


6) In Chicago: "Congratulations Canada on making Beaver Balls your national dish."

5) At Mount Rushmore: "Congratulations Canada, our Eskimo neighbours to the South, on your new Mount Mulroneyuk."


4) Governor of Arkansas: "Congratulations Canada on preserving your national igloo."


3) In New York: "Yes, I think Jean Chretien-Pinochet should be charged with crimes against humanity."


2) In New York: "Yes, I think it is time to bomb Gilles Duceppe."


1) Texas Governor George W. Bush: I'm glad to have the support of Prime Minister Jean 'Poutine.'
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:14 AM

Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:18 AM

[quote="Pfc.Green":99416]Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:[/quote:99416]

They tried but the camera crew got stuck in the snow
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:18 AM

[quote="Pfc.Green":94cf8]Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:[/quote:94cf8]\

I think that someone tried to do that. I heard about it on the news, but I don't think anyone watched it. oOo:

Its easy to get people to watch stuff here, espically canadian TV. The CBC plays it and somehow everyone watches. I guess its because we pay for it. eek:
  
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Default 10-10-2002, 10:27 AM

[quote="Low spark":3823c][quote="Pfc.Green":3823c]Now if only someone here would do a 'Talking to Canadians' just to be fair. oOo:[/quote:3823c]

They tried but the camera crew got stuck in the snow[/quote:3823c]

Yeah you guys would be too cold.

Actually, Its snowing right now. I was supposed to be at school this morining. I woke up and looked out the window and there was about 10 CM of snow. Its still snowing. I said nuts to this. I only had one class today anyway. And by the time I would have gotten to school, my class would haev been over. Whenever it snows, the traffic is nuts. Everyone decides to have a car accident while 1 million other people are trying to go somewhere at 5km/h. I probaly would ahev been sitting in my car for 2 hours if I had decided to go. Just not worth it. And the best part is hockey started last night!! Flames play tonight!!!
  
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