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>> >>> Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after
>> >>> Hu Jintao was named new chief of the
>> >>> Communist Party in China.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: George Bush
>> >>> Condi: Condi Rice, Bush's foreign adviser
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Great. Lay it on me.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: That's what I want to know.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Yes.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: I mean the fellow's name.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Hu.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: The guy in China.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Hu.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: The new leader of China.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Hu.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: The Chinaman!
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Hu is leading China.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: That's the man's name.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: That's who's name?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Yes.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
>>of
>> >>> China?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: That's correct.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Then who is in China?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Yassir is in China?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: No, sir.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Then who is?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Yassir?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: No, sir.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
>>China.
>> >>> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Kofi?
>> >>>
>> >>> George: No, thanks.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: You want Kofi?
>> >>>
>> >>> George: No.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
>> >>> And then - get me the U.N.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Kofi?
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: And call who?
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Will you stay out of China?!
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Yes, sir.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
>>U.N.
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Kofi.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>> >>>
>> >>> (Condi picks up the phone.)
>> >>>
>> >>> Condi: Rice, here.
>> >>>
>> >>> George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of eggrolls, too. Maybe we
>>should
>> >>> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get
>>Chinese
>> >>> food in the Middle East?