[Chronic Diarrhea]

The other night Some of my firends and I went out to this seafood restaurant. It was just the guys there, so we didn't give a damn how we acted. One of my friends is a coonass. If you don't know what a coonass is, it is simply a cajun guy, or more like a backwoods cajun idiot. Anyway we ordered crawdads. Now I love crawdads, but what I saw was sick. That coonass ripped off the crawdad's head and sucked all the juice out of it! I was like "Dude, WTF..." What I got was "Dey-eets riot! I loined dat back in Nawwlins! Eeeeess goood!" We laughed at him, or more like with him.

Now don't get me wrong, I love coonasses. They are some of the damndest nice people you will ever meet, and I love watching how their culture acts. It's so funny.