[ninty]

Kleenex is going about their marketing all the wrong way. They market towards families and mothers and such, when in fact, they should market to Males 15+.

Think of how many tissues you use to blow your nose, and then think of how many you use for other functions such as "clean up". I bet the ratio is 10:1 in favour of clean up.

If they would rename their product to "masturbation tissues" and put hot naked chicks on the side, instead of flowers, they would have a product.

I think I’m going to start a petition and send it to Kleenex. What do you guys think?