[HeadUp]

scientists say that nutritionists dont even know what is a "good carb" vs a "bad carb"

so why not pay the atkins conglomerate that extra $3 with each purchase you make, so you can comsume placebo "low carb" bullshit

swallow your pride either way, be it mcdonalds, or (and we have this in my house) when your suckin down low carb entenmann's pound cake

the reality is that the fatasses of america need to go out and excercise rather than watching american idol or the motherfuckin queer eyes for the straight metrosexuals