[Doctor Duffy]

First..there was Seinfield. Next, there was Desperate Housewives..now..THERE IS ZOOM! Thats right boys and girls, Zoom! Brought to you by the one and only PBS! Come on and zoom! Come on and zoom! Come on and zoom-a-zoom-a-zoom-a-ZOOM! We can learn educational games! Perform science expiriments! And best of all, you can watch other kids have fun while you DONT! And for all you horny little suckers out there, we also have the innocent 12 year olds with the biggest man boobs ever! This is sure to cancel your subscription to Playboy once and for all! Come on and Zoom!