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I could be on a jaunt for more eggnog, when a young lady comes up to me:

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Originally Posted by PowerHottie

Hi, I'm Gauge

Originally Posted by Myself

Yes, I know you from somewhere, I just can't recall..

(You dont want to call out in the supermarket"Gigglysplat! Your that fucking hot adult multi-tasker!!")



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Originally Posted by Scrumptious

I'm an Actress, and I think you would be perfect for our next film called "Don Whang & the 1000 whores."

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[quote="Passion on a HotPlate":78c08]The pay is great, and we can get you an advance of $250,000.[/quote:78c08]

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[quote="Studess Deluxe":78c08]Plus a company car just for cuming down to the studio[/quote:78c08]

Ah, holiday wishes.