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Default 09-27-2005, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by M79
he prolly won't show up. but...if he does tripper, use blase's method with the stick
Ha, I could take him easy If I wanted.

What I will do is set up an ambush with an unstoppable force of acid-urine super soldiers that I currently have at my disposal. Legless here won't last 5 seconds before the stream of acid melts his pussy little stump and leaves him stranded like a tree balancing on his single trunk.

That's when the burning shit and blood mixture is put into action. Experienced catapulters will be deployed onto nearby rooftops to loft their man-made concotions at Master Ringworm, who in turn will go down like the fat fucking cunt he is. That's when phase 3 kicks in and he is finished off with a bukkake-like coating of semen from my army of professional jackers.

Bring it on, you sasquatch-looking junkie.
  
 


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