A friend of mine passed out and some assclown decided to write on his head with a permanent marker. Funny thing was he wrote "Darren was hear". Fucker was laughed at for his bad grammar.
did you proceed in blasting his head with a shotgun?
Arkan vs. Duke Nukem vs. Chuck Norris -- who wins?
Arkan can blow both of those fukers in the shitter, with his dual SIGs.