[Coleman]

Originally Posted by anti

http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/~jw/hearing.html

Listen up kids, its time that i tell a story of fait
about a guy on a bus who met a girl named Cait.
Astronomy was his place to be
so he hopped on the Red Link before 3,
and apparently this first girl on the bus that he see,
happens to be heading for the same destination as he.
It seems that she was unsure of where to go,
so with ease, this same guy stepped up just to let her know.
"We're in the same room" pointed out Cait.
But they got to class one second too late.
They walked into the room with all the seats filled;
They couldn't find two seats together as they willed.
Cait sat on one end while Derek sat on the other side,
But next class he could not hide
for Cait found him sitting all alone.
She parked her toosh right next to his God-given throne.
They soon found a neighbor in front
that may have had one too many blunt.
He creeped out Derek and Cait as he acted like a pest,
Not to mention he may have been a product of incest.
"Hey guys, lets do the quizes together he suggests,
But he only seemed to be interested in her breasts.
Even though Derek dropped the class before the first test,
they got together every so often for dinner at West.