[Chronic Diarrhea]

Well....no shit. I remember back when NSync was it one of my friends had a huge crush on Lance. Well of course every man already knew he was gay then, so the conversation went like this:

Girl: I LOVE Lance Bass so much he is sooooo hottt!!!

Me: He's gay.

Girl: No he's not.

Me: Yes he is.

Girl: Well how do you know that?

Me: I have eyes.

Girl: That makes no sense.

Me: Yes it does. Just look at him. Straight people don't dress like that, wear their hair like like, or smile like that. He's gay.



5 years later....

I called her on the phone this afternoon:

Girl: Hello?

Me: Hey.

Girl: Hey, what's up?

Me: Lance Bass is gay.

Girl: No he's not.

Me: Yes he is.

Girl: OK, what is the reason this time?

Me: It's on the news.

Girl: What?

Me: Yeah. OK, I gotta go back to work. Have a good day! *click*