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[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Simo Häyhä":e4ad4]

Originally Posted by "Eight Ace":e4ad4

If an English student in England cant be bothered to learn urdu to debate
with her classmates, then quite franky jail is the best place for her.

Also, well done to her Asian chums for upholding their own cultural values in the face of such blatant racism. beer:

EDIT: Also a special thanks should go to the teachers and police for getting their political correctness so very correct. dance:

roffs

protip: girls like these are usually very wild in bed[/quote:e4ad4]
[quote="Simo Häyhä":e4ad4]Honestly man, it's gonna be so awesome. I don't mean the act itself. Sure that'll be great too, but i mean the moments when i realize it's actually gonna happen, i'll be so excited i'll throw up. For you see i'm 21 and have had literally no contact physically or otherwise with attractive chicks since, like, forever. Don't get me wrong i'm not obese or pig ugly, i'm just extremely shy and nervous and have no friends or social life, so the tension and desperation has just built up and built up over the years. However, i'm going to college in the summer so the possibility of meeting attractive girls has become realistic. The realization that my dream of physically having sex with a beautiful naked 21yr old female has become a distinct possibility is right now making me feel so excited and anxiety ridden i feel as if i'm, yes, about to throw up. Does anyone here understand? Has anyone else felt how i felt and proceeded to have sex and did indeed throw up as a result of their excitement being too much to handle? Or did all you fucks lose your virginity's at 16? [/quote:e4ad4][/quote:e4ad4]

You can't tell simo is taking the piss? Fuck you're stupid. You really have nothing going for you, do you?

Overweight? Yes.
Androgynous? Yes.
Nerdy? Yes.
Smart? No.
Can talk to girls? No.
Virgin? Yes.
Can make friends on the internet? No.

...Your life sucks.