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Default Stand up Comedy - 01-03-2008, 07:56 PM

I remember the old thread. No grave-digging here. Post some of your favorite stand up comedy links.

Daniel Tosh...some of the funniest new stuff out there. His comedy central special was HILARIOUS. I watched the whole thing on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r5A4QG8iXM
(just follow the related videos to get 2/5, then 3/5, 4/5, etc.)

One of Tosh's jokes on gays
"'God made adam and eve not adam and steve!' Do you wanna know the answer between religion and gays? Look in the Bible, look at adam and eve in the garden of eden...we all know who sinned first. Now God has to punish us for ALL mankind, what was womans punishment - painful childbirth, menstrual cycles. Man's punishment - we have to deal with women. Thats why I get upset when people say God hates gays, God doesn't hate gays, hes just mad because they found a loophole in the system. Wouldn't that upset you, you come up with a great punishment and they're like 'you know what...we're just gonna bang each other'...its gotta be easier than all that 'nyah nyah nyah nyah, listen, listen, where you going?'"

Katt Williams was hilarious on an HBO special I saw as well.


  
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