[Low spark]

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to
himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the
bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your dick?" The man says, "Man getoutta my face I'm not like that, just gimme a beer." The bartender replies, "I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your dick." The man says, "Okay then what's the name of your dick?" The bartender replies, "Mine is named Nike. You know Just Do It."
The man thought for a moment then replied, "Mine is named Secret." The
bartender questioned, "Secret??" The man explained, "You know, strong
enough for a man, but made for a woman."