Why the hell do offices use the cheapest of the cheap shit when it comes to bathroom material. I can put up with the slow ass computers, and the piss poor security we have - but god damnit when I wipe, I want something smooth and soft running through there - not some dry ass thing. Fuck. We JUST RECENTLY got rid of that old powdered soap shit and "evolved" to the new gel soap.

fire1: GOVERNMENT-SPENDING.

Now I get to walk around like I just got worked over with a "toy" from some German-Fruitcakes fetish supply closet.