[EasyTrick2.0]

Now I aint no Grumpy Guss but Spooge refused to let me have sexual intercourse with his girlfriend while he had sexual intercourse with my ex... I really don't know if I want to join any fan clubs of his right now... wait, he said I could be a usher at his wedding? and that if it is alright with the bride I could try her out/break her in? angel: Spooge, you are my guardian angel and, eesh that is kinda gay, look the point is, yes Spooge, I will have ovaries surgically implanted into my body if you want to be the father of my children.