[Old Reliable]

I just got attacked up the ASS

12.3 Hours Ago 138 people have deserted your lands!
12.3 Hours Ago 65 troops have fled your army!
12.3 Hours Ago Spies infiltrated research labs and stole 3 points of technology!
12.3 Hours Ago Molrania (#3879) attempted to Demoralize in your country!
12.3 Hours Ago Your troops are feeling demoralized, lowering their overall readiness!
12.3 Hours Ago Your troops are feeling demoralized, lowering their overall readiness!
12.3 Hours Ago Molrania (#3879) launched a chemical assault at your country, destroying 13 acres of land and killing 430 people!
12.3 Hours Ago A brigade from Molrania (#3879) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held their ground and forced the enemy away.
You lost 102 Troops, 182 Turrets, and 26 Tanks, but destroyed 296 Troops, 222 Jets, and 55 Tanks.
12.3 Hours Ago A brigade from Molrania (#3879) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held their ground and forced the enemy away.
You lost 87 Troops, 155 Turrets, and 22 Tanks, but destroyed 320 Troops, 240 Jets, and 56 Tanks.
12.2 Hours Ago A brigade from Molrania (#3879) has invaded your lands!
They slaughtered 111 of our civilians and razed 9 buildings!
You lost 185 Turrets, but destroyed 211 Jets.
12.1 Hours Ago A plague has been found in our food supply! Only our doctors can cure it.
12.1 Hours Ago $4251 of your cash reserves were blown up!
12.1 Hours Ago 247 bushels of your food stock burned to the ground!
12.1 Hours Ago Molrania (#3879) attempted to Bomb Airbases in your country!
12.1 Hours Ago You lost 35 jets when a local airbase blew up!
8.9 Hours Ago A brigade from kostenhawk (#9665) has invaded your lands!
Your defenses held their ground and forced the enemy away.
You lost 59 Troops, 100 Turrets, and 15 Tanks, but destroyed 113 Troops, 149 Jets, and 79 Tanks.