[Bazooka_Joe]

[quote="--{MTE}--Mjr.Bob":c2b0f]A man really wants a beer from his local pub "the queens nose" so he walks there but when he gets there it says 'closed, opening in 1 hour' the man can't wait that long so goes to another pub "the queens head" that says 'closed, open in 1/2 an hour' the man decides that is still too long so goes to the 3rd pub "the queens legs" this pub says 'closed, open in 5 minutes' the man waits outside. Then a policeman comes along and thinks the man looks a bit suspicious so he says: "What are you doing?" the man replies "I'm waiting for the queens legs to open so I can have a drink" evil: ed: happy: biggrin: cool:[/quote:c2b0f]

Boo. ..