[Cool_Dude]

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
> Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> Ugly: You're in them.
> Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> Ugly: He looks better than you.
> Good: Your son's finally maturing.
> Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
> Ugly: So are you.
> Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter.
> Bad: She keeps interrupting.
> Ugly: With corrections.
> Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> Bad: She wants a divorce.
> Ugly: She's a lawyer.
> Good: The postman's early.
> Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47.
> Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
> Good: You're son is dating someone new.
> Bad: It's another man.
> Ugly: He's your best friend.
> Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> Bad: It's triplets.
> Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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> Good: Your daughter got a new job.
> Bad: As a hooker.
> Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
> Way ugly: She makes more money than you do