[jonesy-the-cat]

ROFL. This thread is hilarious! Some comments on the preceding posts...

Americans only know what's in books? Comic books maybe. We only know what's in movies, tv, and video games. The newest generation is 'learning' history from Saving Ryan's Privates and Medal of Dishonor: Affront to Academics. Saying you went to the 3rd best school in America is like saying you trained under the 3rd best chef in Britain, or the 3rd best automobile engineer in France. As they say...

Heaven is a place where:
The lovers are Italian
The cooks are French
The mechanics are German
The police are English
The government is run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:
The lovers are Swiss
The cooks are English
The mechanics are French
The police are German
The government is run by the Italians

Did the Allies really win WW2? Or did the Axis lose? Both sides made so many mistakes it was more of a race to see who could throw the fight sooner. Maybe if Hitler hadn't tried for the whole world at once, and Japan hadn't attacked the US. If they consolidated their holdings for a few years...

Who was the best? Shame on you for thinking that way. All did their part and deserve equal respect. That goes for the john waynes, the dudley do rights, the crocodile hunters, the willie shakespeares, the skirt-wearing golfers, the polka dancers, the vodka chuggers, the rice eaters (who everyone above forgot), and yes the krauts and nips. Everyone except maybe the pepe le peus. They just pretty much surrendered at the first sign of resistance and immediately went underground, apparently to bake bread. They were more like a speed bump. And I think it's safe to say the Swiss and Swedish were definitely not in the top 3 biggest influences on the outcome. Wait, was it the Swedish or the Norwegians... or the Danish, or... whatever they're all the same anyway.

Don't forget the contribution of the Jamaicans. "Yah, mon!" Gotta have them in the game too. Mission: to defeat a mansion full of partying Nazis by locking them in and shoving huge smoking joints in the windows.

And every "real", "respected", "unbiased" historian knows that the Scottish invented The Bomb. At least that's what my Scottish friend told me.

Actually, if you do your research I think you will find that the biggest contribution was made by those 2 guys who loved the same girl. They grew up together, one joined the British air force, they thought he got killed so the other one impregnated his girlfriend... you know the ones I'm talking about? The pretty much singlehandedly drove off the Japanese at Pearl Harbor, went on to sack Tokyo, and led the allies to victory in Europe.

Someone take this ball and run with it: what would be some good sound clips for the other allies? Hmm...

British: (have Hugh Grant do the voice) "I don't suppose you would, um... *sips tea* I don't suppose you would be so good as to die, would you?"

Canadian: (voice by Dave Thomas) "Take off you hosers!" *throws beer can*

Jamaican: "I'm goin' ta kick your butt all ova diss place... *takes puff* as soon as I finish dis joint!"

Scottish: "Yer lucky I wasn't tryin that time, ye wee shirt-lifters!" *waves fist, chuggs a pint*

Chinese: "You want egg roll with that?" *bows repeatedly*

Seriously tho, someone should at least take sound clips and make a funny mod.

And if you could try to keep the size of your posts down.

Just having fun with ya. Don't take it seriously. Love yall.