[Slinky2397]

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In case of a Nuclear fallout, be sure to use your harpoon gun to travel down stairs, due to radiation poisoning in the crotch area, halting your ability to lift your knees, or if you're just too goddamn fat. (Note: If no harpoon guns are available, force your way through a crowd, the faster you push and shove, the faster you will be rolling down the stairs [A severed spinal cord is better than 3rd and 4th nipples])