[Tiwaz]

50-0; 150-1; 75-2.

First one was against my roommate. The batteries of his mouse were dead. We decided to play anyway. Second one was verses my grand mother. She is partly blind with one eye. The other eye was replaced with a marble about ten years ago. She scored one kill, because I had to take a shit and she decided to randomly fire some rockets. The third, starting with 2-2, was going to develop into a tight match. But unfortunately, my opponent got an heart-attack behind the computer, with his hand on the mouse. I respawn killed him 25 times. After noticing he was turning cold, I called 911 and continued playing until the paramedics arrived. My opponents survived and beat me a month after the incident with 60-52.