[First Man Down]

I don't usually spend time on forums, but I came here to search for news regarding the game - official websites are usually lame. I registered last week when someone's asinine comment irritated me and I felt I had to reply, but since then I've grown quite fond of it here.

Even though there's seems to be a lot of conflict surround "warez," and style of online play, and there are a couple of total morons, most individuals in here are just swell.

That's all fine and dandy, but what really keeps me coming back for more is the humour. Some of the threads are hilarious - I added my own for a good laugh - the mutant dog, which most appreciated. And that Richard Simmons pic is priceless. It's too much. Perhaps some of the humour is lost on some, but I'm assuming most of the lads [and lasses] in here are 18-24, myself 23.

So, I'm patting you all on the back, I suppose. And to the mods: I know a lot of the topics often degenerate on some oddball tangent, but please don't start locking everything or coming down on people - it's just too funny.

I'm looking forward to the game's release so we can have some really good threads!

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Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.