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So, I'm taking all these classes on Uncle Sams dimes, and one of them upcoming is Macromedia STUDIO, which runs over most of the product library (got no use for Coldfusion). And we get a lil "pre-book" to give us an introduction to FLASH, and I'm sitting here remebering all the queer ass FLASH Animations I've seen and being the stud I am - I decide I'm going to enter the fray. So starting today, I'm going to create my own little series -

THE ED!'s HOW TO SERIES OF INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEOS!

A simple little concept - how to do certain topics the ED way. Some of the animations we'll see are:

HOW TO SHIT IN PLACES OTHER THAN YOUR TOILET
HOW TO FIND LOVE ON THE INTERNET
HOW TO BE A SEXUAL PERVERT AND NOT GET CAUGHT
HOW TO WEAR MAKEUP FOR THE MODERN HEROIN ADDICT
HOW TO BE BLACK

This is just the start. First I'm going to script everything out, and I'll post those here so that you all can follow this little experiment from start to finish. Dont expect great leaps and bounds in animation.

Consider this the "SPECIAL FEATURES" that you'd see on a dvd. Hopefully, I'll get this uploaded to a website somewhere and the whole world will soon see my glory.

For now I'll settle for you lamers.