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What is my obsession with shitting. Ah well. . .

So I enter our bathrooms this morning, and the head of IT takes the small non-crippled person stall, so I need to grab the one next to him. I try peeking through the crack to see if anyone is in there, fully knowing that is someone is then they might well think I've got a shit-fetish and want to take a look at this stud taking a dook. I then try the door, and it opens - which agian isnt a gurantee someone AINT in there, since ALOT of people forget to lock that shit.

Frustrating. Hell yea. Theres another bathroom that locks from the inside and - working with all women - I am more than cautious when opening it. I always use my left hand to open and make sure to open slowly to give someone enough time to react. Havent caught anyone unlocked yet, but I'm sure that day will come when Im not vigilant.

How hard would it be to have an autolock option? Yanno. You walk in, bathroom or stall, and the door locks,and displays a nice little "dook in progress" message.

These common sense suggestions just never get implimented.