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Default 02-29-2004, 02:17 AM

I just remembered I did send one kid to hospital when i was about 6, we were fighting and I busted his head open on the wall. rock:

I had to go to the school nurse loads of times for falling over etc, last time I went I had to have some stitches on my cheek. We were messing round in the changing room, all the people in there would pick guys up & try to put em in the bin. After the first three people were manhanlded into the bin the guys thought it would be a good idea to try & put me in there. ed: I didn't quite agree with this but one can't exactly argue when about 5+ people lift you off the ground & carry you to the bin. Anyhoo, I put up a struggle & they dropped me & I cut my face open on the bin kus it was metal & had sharp edges.
About a week later we were playing rounders (baseball) and I was using my hockey stick as the bat, we were playing field hockey, not that indoor or ice stuff. I thought it was kind of boring to use a field hockey ball so I told this big Fijian guy to throw the medicine ball at me.
This is a medicine ball;
[img]http://personalfitnessstudio.com/images/woman%20holding%20medicine%20ball%203.jpg[/img]
I thought it looked rather soft as it was made of leather etc but I was mistaken. This huge Fijian guy threw the ball right at me so I went to swing at it w/ my hockey stick.
The medicine ball hits the stick but the stick dosen't have much effect and the ball keeps on coming towards my head, stick & all. The stick + ball smashes into my face where I had the stitches. oOo: It must have looked funny as fk, but It didnt feel it. annoy:

I also had to go to hospital kus I bust my lip open at work when myself + some other guys were trying to put a huge beam of wood into a skip & it swung round & hit me in the face. oOo:
Another time I was going down a hill by the dockyard really fast on my bike & I was trying to act all cool, I was on the pavement (sidewalk) and the curb was coming up so I thought it would be smart to try & do a little jump off the curb. I did the jump & it looked ok till I got to the landing part & the bike wheel went 90 degrees to the rest of the bike & I went flying right over the handlebars headfirst. I was still holding onto the handlebars at the time so the bike also went right over & landed ontop of me. I still have a scar on my hip from when I did that. Mark you, the nurse that bandaged me was fine biggrin: I remember her sayin oooh, boys. rock:
  
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