[philadelphia killing mach]

THE alltime MOST WOODEN performances and one liners EVER.

I was actually uncomfortable when Will Farrow (who's usually spontanious and funny) did the upteenth
variation of the Jimmy Glick "interviewer had no clue". The snoop dog and Paris Hilton routine was borderline retarded (can she NOT stand like a model ?)

Here's a clue........producers when showing something to the home audiance.........turn down the feedback or run a seperate audio line; the echo had more depth than half the presenters.

Good to see computer animation has fallen back 10 years to the original Dire Straits "I want my MTV " video era.

Tom Cruise brushed off by (was it Uma) as he walked off the stage after presenting the award, classic.

Adam Sandler, after that acceptance speech..........your five minutes of fame is over, bud.

Andy Dick, yours was over three years ago.

Ving, get a watch; your's hasn't arrived yet.

B Boys, you're pushing 50 and can still jump around like that.....listen up bandwagon Rap Groups (looking at you D12)

Em........the "i'm making fun of the music industry that pays me billions" act .....we get it, you're borderline Fred Durst with all your side projects to keep you in our eyes........do another movie.

If you are a legit actor/actress (i.e. Tom Cruise, Owen Wilson, Charlize Theron et. al.) and show up at this taped train wreck.........you are no longer an artist of the stage; pick up your endorsement deal for Texas Bricks ala Troy Aikman and fade fade fade.

Mtv........thanks for reassuring us that you hold on tightly to the cavity in america's brains.


*all this from watching maybe only a half hour.