[Kraut Killer]

Your full name:: Thomas J. Barbieri, but everyone calls me T.J.
Age:: Double Deuce
Height:: 5'9"
Natural hair colour:: Brown
Eye colour:: Brown
Number of siblings:: Three Brothers
Glasses/contacts?:: Glasses
Piercings:: Not on Purpose
Tattoos:: None, Yet
Braces?:: None, Ever
FAVOURITE
Colour:: Black And OD Green
Band:: Primus
Song:: Professor Nutbutter's House of Treats
Video game:: Mafia, Call of Duty (Fuck You Guys, I Like It)
TV show:: The Simpsons
Movie:: Saving Private Ryan
Book:: The Longest Day
Food:: Steak and Ravioli
Scent:: Steak Grilling
Cereal:: Is There A Cereal Made From Steak? No? Than Raisin Bran
Cartoon:: Considering That This Would Qualify As TV, I'm Not Going To Justify It With An Answer
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: No
Like to sing?:: No
Have a job?:: Waiting For My Job With The US Army To Start In August
Like to play sports?:: Not Really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: No
Have a crush on someone?:: No, But Even If I Did... Why The Shit Would I Tell You? Like You'd Fucking Know Who They Were... Asshole
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: No
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: No
HAVE YOU
Snuck out of the house?:: No
Gotten lost in your city?:: No
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: No
Had a serious surgery?:: No
Stolen something important to someone else?:: No
Cried over a girl?:: No
Cried over a boy?:: No
Been in a fist fight?:: Yes
Been arrested?:: Yes
Done drugs?:: No
Had alcohol?:: Both Had And Consumed
Swore at your parents?:: Yes
Been in love?:: No
Been close to love?:: No
Been to a casino?:: No
Broken a bone?:: No
Gotten stitches?:: Yes, I Got Hit In The Foot With A Hatchet... That'll Get You Stitches
Been to niagra falls?:: No
PICK ONE
Car/truck:: '67 Mustang, So Car
Cash/check:: Check
Chinese food/mexican food:: Italian... I Don't Give A Shit That It's Not There As An Option, I Hate Chinese And Mexican Food
Summer/winter:: Spring
Snow/rain:: Cold Indifference
Rock/rap:: Rock
Meat/vegetarian:: MEAT!
Cake/pie:: MEAT!
French toast/french fries:: MEAT!
Strawberries/blueberries:: MEAT!
Ocean/swimming pool:: Ocean
Hugs/kisses:: Sodomy
Cookies/muffins:: MEAT!
Cat/dog:: Dog
LOVE
Have you ever been in love?:: We've Been Over This, Either Learn To Pay Attention, Or Go To The Principal's Office
If you have, with who?::
Are you single?:: See Above Answer
Are you in a relationship?::
If so, for how long?::
What was your first kiss like?:: You Tell Me
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: Three
Do you think love is a load of crap?:: If I Haven't Been In Love, How Would I come Up With A Justified Answer?
Whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: Once You Learn To Use Apostrophes, I'll Tell You
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: What Business Is It Of Yours?
Have you ever been dumped?:: See Above Answer
Have you ever dumped someone?:: See The Answer Above The Above Answer
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: That's Between Me, Said Girl, And The Video Camera My Brother Was Holding
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: For... Pussies. That Is To Say, "Suicide Is For Weak Willed Pussies", I'm Against It
love:: For
drunk drivers:: Who The Fuck Can SERIOUSLY Be For Drunk Drivers? That Is A Mind Blowingly Stupid Question
airplanes:: Oh God, This is Even Dumber. I Think My Head Is About To Explode
war:: I Don't Know, It's What My Job Kind Of Demands Of Me
canada:: I Made A Back Alley Purchase Of This Country From The King Of England, So Seeing As I Own It I Should Like It
united states:: I'm Buying This From The King Of England As We Speak
school:: Against, But Realize It's Place And Usefulness
surveys:: Against, Like This One, They're Fucking Stupid
parents:: How The Fuck Can You Be Against Parents? Even If You Don't Like Your Parents... If It Weren't For Them Your Bitch Ass Wouldn't Exist.
pants:: For, But Against Shorts.