[TGB!]

Right so I'm at the library to check out FAST FOOD NATION and NO LOGO right, and I get up to the checkout counter, and I have to use my LISCENCE since I lost my library card (I didnt lose it just misplaced it and dont like looking for things). So I hand it to her and ask her how would I get a new card and shes like - oh this card is expired. . .by one FUCKING month. And I'm like well I just checked books out here this week they didnt have a problem then. And shes like well we cant issue you a new card. And I'm like ok well can you just check me out - and shes like no. And I'm like what the fuck. If I had my Lib Card you would KNOW my id is expired and would have to check me out so whats the fucking difference? And shes like "thats just the rules sir". And Im like Ma'm (cause you have to call them Ma'm before you let the f-bombs drop) why would I try to use an expired card to get library books? Am I gonna sell them on the negro-black-book-market? And then she gives that answer that we've all gave before "if you'd like I can get my supervisor" - I refrain from telling her no please dont exert yourself by getting up.

So I leave and I'm pissed and I try to think of a way to get this bitch back. When I get home I look for this fucking card like a madman and manage to find it pretty damn fast. So now I'm headed back to this library (just two blocks away) to shove my card in her face. Dumb illogical fucking bitch.