[Maplegyver]

I,Maple,Pledge my life and body to the great orginization of Al-Cicada(balalalalala!)In death i am glorified and shall be viewed as a hero in the war against valves tyranty and delays.
I would give my life at any point in time to serve our god,the great cicadasiqua,for in the after life there shall be many virgins waiting.
Upon my arival in the heavens i shall say to the great cicadasiqua "n**** plz,get me my virgins."I shall obide to this contract,as if i dont i shall be slaughtered like the worthless infidel that i am.