[Bucknub]

Well, it's 3:06am and I'm bored as Hell.

Well, Since I love reading funny stories about people shitting themselves, I decided to make a thread. I'm pretty sure most of you have shit themselves at one point.

I'll get things started.


In grade 3, I wasn't feeling good one weekend (think it was along weekend) I had migrane headaches, upset stomach ect. Anyways, The friday evening before the weekend I had just gotten my first pair of glasses, So, silly me, at the time, I thought it was cool to own a pair, now the upcoming monday after the weekend I was still alittle bit sick, I wanted to go to school to show off my new glasses because I kept telling everyone in my class I'll be getting some soon.

So, come monday, I was still feeling a little bit ill, I had cramps in the stomach, didnt really think anything of it. My mom knew about this and gave me the option of staying home, but I insisted on going. So I arrive at school, feeling alright, until about noon. I started really feeling it. I and since I HATE using the school washrooms, I decided to hold it in, *NOT A GOOD IDEA* the cramps kept getting worse, so at this point I had to go tot he washroom and it was too late to call home for my mom to come get me. I asked my teacher if I could go to teh washroom.

She let me. I RAN to the washroom holding in all my shit. I get into the washroom and right there, I released what I thought were a couple farts. I ran into the stall, pulled down my pants and looked at the undies and low and behold they were covered in thick, liquid, lumpy shit. I was like aww fuck. So I sat on the can and relaxed my ass and the rest of the shit volenteered to pour out of my ass without any assisance by me. I grabbed some toilet paper and cleaned the shit outta my underwear, but it was still all wet and stained to hell. I flushed and headed back to class and I Thought everything was fine so I wouldnt have to head home.

Now, keep in mind this was a hot muggy day. I came back to class and sat down, only realizing the underwear was still all wet. So I ended up squating on my chair like a dumbass. after a couple minutes the heat was getting to me (oh ya, also my class was in a portable, those do not have AC) and the Smell started emitting from my wet shitty underwear, I could detect the odour, but I didnt think anyone else could. I looked around and no one seemed to detect it either. So the rest of te day I sat squating in my chair. School had ended and I came home and told my mom to run a bath for me. wallbash: