[quote="Captain Bunny":a7fd4]Through the shells and gun fire i heard a faint call that sounded like "cut". After a few seconds it became clearer. "CUT!! CUT!! CUT!!" then a small bearded man leaped into the trench beside me carrying what looked like a notebook. "Are you intelligence?" i gingerly asked him. "No im your damn director and you were supposed to die on the beach like all the other men did. You just ruined a very expensive take. Growlled Mr Speilberg.[/quote:a7fd4]

So I said f*** off mr. director, if you were running the real thing like this movie, we would have lost the war!
then I pulled the trigger on my M-1 only to realize that I was firing blanks.
So I clubbed him upside the head with the rifle butt.