[Chronic Diarrhea]

Come on, do you guys realise how easy 5 year old kids start crying? Hell most kids I know start flopping all over the place in pain if they bump their head on the coffee table, so a knee/leg/forearm/fist to the face would put them on the ground for a while.

Lets say you have 30 kids circled around you. Start your assault by charging in any direction. Roundhouse kick to begin. That alone will take out about 3 kids. Then just start running into the rest of the kids. Don't worry about punching, since they will be too short to get down to. Just running over them will knock them to the ground. Eventually, all the kids will be on the ground crying. This is when you begin your knockouts. This is achieved by swift blows to the temple. You could possibly kill a few kids in the process, but oh well.